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March 21, 2007
The Bicyclist's Song
You know.... I never wanted to drive a car in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...
A BICYCLIST!
Riding mile after mile! As motorists are stuck in rush hour traffic!
Alone, or with my club mates by my side!
The Commute!
The Bike Lane!
The Class 1 Trail!
The breeze in our face!
We'd Ride! Ride! Ride!
Oh, I'm a Bicyclist, and I'm okay.
I get in the saddle, and I pedal all day.
A diverse group of Cyclists:
He's a Bicyclist, and he's okay.
He gets in the saddle, and he pedals all day.
I wear a helmet. My bike has lights.
My head is safe, and I can see.
On some trips I am stoppin'
At places with a lava-try.
Cyclists:
He wears a helmet. His bike has lights.
His head is safe, and he can see.
On some trips he is stopping,
At places with a lava-try.
Chorus:
I'm (He's) a Bicyclist, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) get(s) in the saddle and I (he) pedal(s) all day.
My bike has an odometer. I track every mile.
I like to ride for hours.
I even wear colorful shirts with back pockets
In which to stuff energy bars.
Cyclists:
His bike has an odometer. He tracks every mile.
He likes to ride for hours.
He puts on colorful shirts with back pockets
In which to stuff energy bars!?
Chorus:
I 'm (He's) a Bicyclist, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) get(s) in the saddle and I (he) pedal(s) all day.
I bought a bike, expensive. I wear shoes with cleats,
and work out at the gym, and spa.
I want to be like Lancie,
And win the Tour de France, ha, ha!
Cyclists:
He bought a bike expensive. He wears shoes with cleats,
And works out at the gym, and spa!?
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be like *Lancie*??
Wants to win the Tour de France??? Oh, My!
Chorus:
I 'm (He's) a Bicyclist, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) get(s) in the saddle and I (he) pedal(s) all day.
Yes, I 'm (He's) a Bicyclist, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) get(s) in the saddle and I (he) pedal(s) all daaayyyyy!!!
***NOTE***
With humble apologies to the masters of the Monty Python Troop, and the performers of The Lumberjack Song! ;-D
At just over 7 minutes you get the Barber Shop set up, the song, and the afterwards.
Michael Palin was brilliant!
What more could you ask for? Life is good! ;-D
I love The Lumberjack Song, and that's ok,
It makes me smile, and laugh, all the live long daaaayyyy!!!! ;-D
Lyrics, so you can sing it yerself! ;-D
***END NOTE***
March 21, 2007 in Bicycling Humor, Creative Writing | Permalink
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