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July 17, 2009

Anonymous Latina Cyclist Rips Rude Motorist a New One in Glorious Rant

I'd like to shake this womans hand.. ;-D

Among the many things about one of my favorite Leftwing Weeklies, The OC Weekly, here in Orange County, is a column called "Hey You!", where readers are encouraged to "Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent" in for publication.

This one caught my attention, and it's glorious!

You were the lovely gentleman in the silver car on Harbor Boulevard who decided to yell at me while hanging outside your passenger window that my “fat ass was going to break that bike seat” as I was minding my own business on a relaxing ride.

Harbor is a busy thoroughfare, from top to bottom, running north to south, from Brea, to the beach in Huntington Beach.

Last thing you want to do is tell a woman she has a fat ass, hee, hee! ;-D

I’m very glad that such an obviously intellectual individual felt the need to grace me with his incredibly intelligent observation. I understand that it must be terribly difficult to be hung like a Tic Tac and be utterly unable to please a man, much less a woman, with such a pathetic excuse for an instrument.

I'll see your "Fat Ass" with my "Tic Tac", and raise you with a "Pathetic Instrument", hee, hee! ;-D

However, I regret to inform you that my ass may be voluptuous, but it is in no way fat. Excuse me for being of Latin descent and thus curvy, and perhaps I’ll consider excusing you for being an ignorant swine.

Mighty nice of her, but I wouldn't be so forgiving. ;-D

Next time you contemplate putting down any individual without reason, consider looking in the mirror first at the ludicrous and despicable excuse for a human being you are and see you have no room to do so. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evenings smoking pot in your mother’s basement. I’m sure they won’t cease to be anything but eventful. And also feel free to burn in hell. Thanks again for the shout-out!

Oh, she wasn't so forgiving afterall...

You go, girl! ;-D

The Weekly has very cute, and very funny, drawing of our Miffed Mamacita, on her bike, to go with her rant. ;-D

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Good for her, and, I hope I never make her mad.

Posted by: jeff | Jul 17, 2009 7:14:49 PM

haha I wonder if the guy in the car read the article and knew he was the focus!!

Posted by: Roy Jones | Jul 27, 2009 3:16:48 PM

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